Zack: This is not at all what I expected the inside of a cyborg head to look like.
Steve: It looks like the cutaway of a cruise ship. Insert food paste into the Leto Deck.
Zack: Great floor plan, solid Feng Shui, especially in the neck, but good luck getting zoning for a 30-foot head.Zack: Oh, and there's a note up at the top that they omitted everything interesting for clarity purposes.
Steve: So where do you go to the bathroom?
Zack: Wherever I please.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.