Zack: This is not at all what I expected the inside of a cyborg head to look like.

Steve: It looks like the cutaway of a cruise ship. Insert food paste into the Leto Deck.

Zack: Great floor plan, solid Feng Shui, especially in the neck, but good luck getting zoning for a 30-foot head.

Zack: Oh, and there's a note up at the top that they omitted everything interesting for clarity purposes.

Steve: So where do you go to the bathroom?

Zack: Wherever I please.


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