Zack: This is not at all what I expected the inside of a cyborg head to look like.
Steve: It looks like the cutaway of a cruise ship. Insert food paste into the Leto Deck.
Zack: Great floor plan, solid Feng Shui, especially in the neck, but good luck getting zoning for a 30-foot head.Zack: Oh, and there's a note up at the top that they omitted everything interesting for clarity purposes.
Steve: So where do you go to the bathroom?
Zack: Wherever I please.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.