Zack: This is not at all what I expected the inside of a cyborg head to look like.
Steve: It looks like the cutaway of a cruise ship. Insert food paste into the Leto Deck.
Zack: Great floor plan, solid Feng Shui, especially in the neck, but good luck getting zoning for a 30-foot head.Zack: Oh, and there's a note up at the top that they omitted everything interesting for clarity purposes.
Steve: So where do you go to the bathroom?
Zack: Wherever I please.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.