Zack: This is not at all what I expected the inside of a cyborg head to look like.
Steve: It looks like the cutaway of a cruise ship. Insert food paste into the Leto Deck.
Zack: Great floor plan, solid Feng Shui, especially in the neck, but good luck getting zoning for a 30-foot head.Zack: Oh, and there's a note up at the top that they omitted everything interesting for clarity purposes.
Steve: So where do you go to the bathroom?
Zack: Wherever I please.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.