Steve: Hey baby, nice tank top. You come here often?

Zack: Don't do it lady. He's just faking to get you to touch his arm tubes.

Steve: I think she's welding his neck too.

Zack: Yeah, it's a whole scene. Guy cyborgs detach limbs and pretend to be in deactivated mode and they get a lady to reattach their arms and do some welding while a creepy bug monster films it all for the Internet.

Steve: I wonder how many people are on the Internet in 2035.

Zack: Does the Internet count as rural?

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