Steve: Hey baby, nice tank top. You come here often?
Zack: Don't do it lady. He's just faking to get you to touch his arm tubes.
Steve: I think she's welding his neck too.
Zack: Yeah, it's a whole scene. Guy cyborgs detach limbs and pretend to be in deactivated mode and they get a lady to reattach their arms and do some welding while a creepy bug monster films it all for the Internet.Steve: I wonder how many people are on the Internet in 2035.
Zack: Does the Internet count as rural?
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.