Steve: Hey baby, nice tank top. You come here often?
Zack: Don't do it lady. He's just faking to get you to touch his arm tubes.
Steve: I think she's welding his neck too.
Zack: Yeah, it's a whole scene. Guy cyborgs detach limbs and pretend to be in deactivated mode and they get a lady to reattach their arms and do some welding while a creepy bug monster films it all for the Internet.Steve: I wonder how many people are on the Internet in 2035.
Zack: Does the Internet count as rural?
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.