Steve: Hey baby, nice tank top. You come here often?
Zack: Don't do it lady. He's just faking to get you to touch his arm tubes.
Steve: I think she's welding his neck too.
Zack: Yeah, it's a whole scene. Guy cyborgs detach limbs and pretend to be in deactivated mode and they get a lady to reattach their arms and do some welding while a creepy bug monster films it all for the Internet.Steve: I wonder how many people are on the Internet in 2035.
Zack: Does the Internet count as rural?
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.