Zack: Augh! The bed bugs are getting worse every year!
Steve: Running at them in the open in small groups probably was not the best strategy.
Zack: Maybe they were lied to by their strategy sunglasses.
Steve: Or they fall into the .1% of failure possibility.
Zack: Sometimes you just gotta roll those dice. And then roll the other dice. And multiply them together based on a chart on page 38. And then use half the number because you're in a rural area.
Steve: Or you could just say DURRRR and pick 10,000, whichever works. Right?
Zack: You seem a little mad.
Steve: That's on you. I feel vindicated.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.