Zack: Augh! The bed bugs are getting worse every year!
Steve: Running at them in the open in small groups probably was not the best strategy.
Zack: Maybe they were lied to by their strategy sunglasses.
Steve: Or they fall into the .1% of failure possibility.
Zack: Sometimes you just gotta roll those dice. And then roll the other dice. And multiply them together based on a chart on page 38. And then use half the number because you're in a rural area.
Steve: Or you could just say DURRRR and pick 10,000, whichever works. Right?
Zack: You seem a little mad.
Steve: That's on you. I feel vindicated.
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