Zack: Augh! The bed bugs are getting worse every year!

Steve: Running at them in the open in small groups probably was not the best strategy.

Zack: Maybe they were lied to by their strategy sunglasses.

Steve: Or they fall into the .1% of failure possibility.

Zack: Sometimes you just gotta roll those dice. And then roll the other dice. And multiply them together based on a chart on page 38. And then use half the number because you're in a rural area.

Steve: Or you could just say DURRRR and pick 10,000, whichever works. Right?

Zack: You seem a little mad.

Steve: That's on you. I feel vindicated.

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