Zack: Augh! The bed bugs are getting worse every year!
Steve: Running at them in the open in small groups probably was not the best strategy.
Zack: Maybe they were lied to by their strategy sunglasses.
Steve: Or they fall into the .1% of failure possibility.
Zack: Sometimes you just gotta roll those dice. And then roll the other dice. And multiply them together based on a chart on page 38. And then use half the number because you're in a rural area.
Steve: Or you could just say DURRRR and pick 10,000, whichever works. Right?
Zack: You seem a little mad.
Steve: That's on you. I feel vindicated.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
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Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.