Zack: Most of all, I'd like to thank myself. Only I could be this creepy. Way to go, me.
Steve: I feel like someone is going to write "Great Job" in the corner.
Zack: Steve, there is no way either of us is reading a 1,000 page book about fucking bugbears, and I mean literally fucking bugbears, and throwing swords into assholes.
Steve: When you put it like that...no...still too long.
Zack: Maybe if he trimmed out a couple hundred of the pages about STDs and brothel rules and got it down to 850 we would reconsider.
Steve: Byron Hall makes Raven c.s. McCracken's Synnibar look like a Cliff's Notes.
Zack: Nah, it'll still look like Synnibar, you'll just be glad Raven saved the creepy sex stuff for his lingerie TV show.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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