Steve: Boldly going.
Zack: Credit where credit is due, RPGnet and others have written comprehensive reviews of FATAL. No need to re-litigate the details.
Steve: To be fair to that creepy dude that wrote FATAL there was a year or so in there when I was about 13 where writing a book like FATAL would have seemed like a good idea. Then me and Keith and Jamie would have sat down to roll up characters with giant wieners and I would have realized my folly.
Zack: Steve's Folly.
Steve: The Troll Wiener Paradox.Zack: It's so difficult to make any jokes about FATAL without dipping into the rape well.
Zack: And believe me, I don't rape well.Steve: If only real rapists had to solve math problems.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.