Zack: I remember this feeling from my calculus class. I know I'm looking at math, but all I see is FUCK YOU written on the blackboard.
Steve: That's not a blackboard.
Zack: It was a metaphor, Steve.Steve: It's a GIF.
Zack: I'd tell you to take a hike, but I'm worried there is a chart for that.Steve: Not for taking a hike, but there's a chart for telling me to take a hike, and you failed.
Zack: I'd jump off a bridge and kill myself, but...the complexity of jumping saves lives again.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.