Zack: I remember this feeling from my calculus class. I know I'm looking at math, but all I see is FUCK YOU written on the blackboard.
Steve: That's not a blackboard.
Zack: It was a metaphor, Steve.Steve: It's a GIF.
Zack: I'd tell you to take a hike, but I'm worried there is a chart for that.Steve: Not for taking a hike, but there's a chart for telling me to take a hike, and you failed.
Zack: I'd jump off a bridge and kill myself, but...the complexity of jumping saves lives again.
Honestly, the Assassin In Love poster is nearly perfect to begin with. It just needs a few minor tweaks.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.