Zack: I remember this feeling from my calculus class. I know I'm looking at math, but all I see is FUCK YOU written on the blackboard.
Steve: That's not a blackboard.
Zack: It was a metaphor, Steve.Steve: It's a GIF.
Zack: I'd tell you to take a hike, but I'm worried there is a chart for that.Steve: Not for taking a hike, but there's a chart for telling me to take a hike, and you failed.
Zack: I'd jump off a bridge and kill myself, but...the complexity of jumping saves lives again.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.