Zack: I remember this feeling from my calculus class. I know I'm looking at math, but all I see is FUCK YOU written on the blackboard.
Steve: That's not a blackboard.
Zack: It was a metaphor, Steve.Steve: It's a GIF.
Zack: I'd tell you to take a hike, but I'm worried there is a chart for that.Steve: Not for taking a hike, but there's a chart for telling me to take a hike, and you failed.
Zack: I'd jump off a bridge and kill myself, but...the complexity of jumping saves lives again.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.