Steve: Would you rather be forced to eat up your butt or poop out of your mouth? This is an actual conundrum posed by FATAL.
Zack: I'm glad they included the prayers. I know this waitress at Red Lobster who forgot my crab legs in the steamer and I am so giving her a UTI for 3 minutes. Where do you think I can get a tin tablet?
Steve: There's gotta be a chart for buying one.
Zack: The best part is I can do it from a mile away. Roaming pussy problems.
Steve: You go ahead and do that, I'll be enjoying my perpetual orgasm.
Zack: You say that now, but get back to me after your start ejaculating your kidneys.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.