#6 Dozens of creepy sexual spells

Steve: Would you rather be forced to eat up your butt or poop out of your mouth? This is an actual conundrum posed by FATAL.

Zack: I'm glad they included the prayers. I know this waitress at Red Lobster who forgot my crab legs in the steamer and I am so giving her a UTI for 3 minutes. Where do you think I can get a tin tablet?

Steve: There's gotta be a chart for buying one.

Zack: The best part is I can do it from a mile away. Roaming pussy problems.

Steve: You go ahead and do that, I'll be enjoying my perpetual orgasm.

Zack: You say that now, but get back to me after your start ejaculating your kidneys.

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