Steve: Would you rather be forced to eat up your butt or poop out of your mouth? This is an actual conundrum posed by FATAL.
Zack: I'm glad they included the prayers. I know this waitress at Red Lobster who forgot my crab legs in the steamer and I am so giving her a UTI for 3 minutes. Where do you think I can get a tin tablet?
Steve: There's gotta be a chart for buying one.
Zack: The best part is I can do it from a mile away. Roaming pussy problems.
Steve: You go ahead and do that, I'll be enjoying my perpetual orgasm.
Zack: You say that now, but get back to me after your start ejaculating your kidneys.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.