Steve: Would you rather be forced to eat up your butt or poop out of your mouth? This is an actual conundrum posed by FATAL.
Zack: I'm glad they included the prayers. I know this waitress at Red Lobster who forgot my crab legs in the steamer and I am so giving her a UTI for 3 minutes. Where do you think I can get a tin tablet?
Steve: There's gotta be a chart for buying one.
Zack: The best part is I can do it from a mile away. Roaming pussy problems.
Steve: You go ahead and do that, I'll be enjoying my perpetual orgasm.
Zack: You say that now, but get back to me after your start ejaculating your kidneys.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.