Steve: Would you rather be forced to eat up your butt or poop out of your mouth? This is an actual conundrum posed by FATAL.
Zack: I'm glad they included the prayers. I know this waitress at Red Lobster who forgot my crab legs in the steamer and I am so giving her a UTI for 3 minutes. Where do you think I can get a tin tablet?
Steve: There's gotta be a chart for buying one.
Zack: The best part is I can do it from a mile away. Roaming pussy problems.
Steve: You go ahead and do that, I'll be enjoying my perpetual orgasm.
Zack: You say that now, but get back to me after your start ejaculating your kidneys.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.