Zack: Finally, a game that includes the handicapped! Sure, it's murdering them for mana points, but they have to start somewhere.
Zack: Jackie Robinson got his start being murdered by the negro leagues to teleport Babe Ruth and his massive circumference anus into the middle of a game against some cave trolls.
Steve: Subtly the creepiest thing on that list is that adults and young-adults are chained naked to an altar, but the old people and the babies are left clothed.
Zack: By the way, if you notice that number at the front of each item it has a lot of zeros. That's because this is one of many d1000 or greater random tables in the book.
Steve: Hey, sometimes the players want to know what sort of salt flakes to sprinkle over a naked 12 year old girl to give a bladder infection to a woman a mile away.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
FULLY SPOTTED DOG - My attempts to remove the spots from a Dalmatian completely backfired, and now I have a useless dog that is all spots and nothing else.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.