Zack: I don't even think I can say anything about this one.
Steve: Tight, man!
Zack: Cosmo Sez: teach yourself tight again with these 7 exercises to help restore your Base Tightness by y.
Steve: For your man.
Zack: Or bugbear.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.