Zack: "We have a cleric and a fighter. We still need a wizard and a claspmaker to finish the party."
Steve: These guys are really going to come in handy when we go into that dungeon full of unclosed violin cases and half-dug ditches.
Zack: "A coaster is nice, but we could sure use a lace doily."
Steve: "Yes! I finished digging my 100th hole!" *levels up and can dig larger holes now*
Zack: Don't forget the 10 different ways Byron managed to include being a hooker as a profession. Maids are hookers, laundry girls are hookers, bar wenches are hookers, hookers are hookers, etc.Steve: I would say it's a man's world only I remember that wiener size chart and it really isn't.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.