Zack: "We have a cleric and a fighter. We still need a wizard and a claspmaker to finish the party."
Steve: These guys are really going to come in handy when we go into that dungeon full of unclosed violin cases and half-dug ditches.
Zack: "A coaster is nice, but we could sure use a lace doily."
Steve: "Yes! I finished digging my 100th hole!" *levels up and can dig larger holes now*
Zack: Don't forget the 10 different ways Byron managed to include being a hooker as a profession. Maids are hookers, laundry girls are hookers, bar wenches are hookers, hookers are hookers, etc.Steve: I would say it's a man's world only I remember that wiener size chart and it really isn't.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.