Zack: "We have a cleric and a fighter. We still need a wizard and a claspmaker to finish the party."
Steve: These guys are really going to come in handy when we go into that dungeon full of unclosed violin cases and half-dug ditches.
Zack: "A coaster is nice, but we could sure use a lace doily."
Steve: "Yes! I finished digging my 100th hole!" *levels up and can dig larger holes now*
Zack: Don't forget the 10 different ways Byron managed to include being a hooker as a profession. Maids are hookers, laundry girls are hookers, bar wenches are hookers, hookers are hookers, etc.Steve: I would say it's a man's world only I remember that wiener size chart and it really isn't.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.