Zack: "We have a cleric and a fighter. We still need a wizard and a claspmaker to finish the party."
Steve: These guys are really going to come in handy when we go into that dungeon full of unclosed violin cases and half-dug ditches.
Zack: "A coaster is nice, but we could sure use a lace doily."
Steve: "Yes! I finished digging my 100th hole!" *levels up and can dig larger holes now*
Zack: Don't forget the 10 different ways Byron managed to include being a hooker as a profession. Maids are hookers, laundry girls are hookers, bar wenches are hookers, hookers are hookers, etc.Steve: I would say it's a man's world only I remember that wiener size chart and it really isn't.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.