Steve: Cave bison!

Zack: At this point they're just sticking in versions of regular animals for every possible eventuality. Cave bison, tree alligators, sky squids.

Steve: Tundra otyughs.

Zack: For all of your piles of seal guts and soiled parkas.

Steve: Moon gorilla.

Zack: That sounds really racist, Steve. Maybe you should change that.

Steve: Okay, well, they love their giant fish. What about some sort of giant gar, like a lava gar or a field gar.

Zack: Field gar hates Moondays.

Steve: Can he defeat a lasagna golem?

Zack: I don't know, but Jim Davis just made two more t-shirts and a plush doll based on our conversation.

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