Zack: I know I saw this thing in a Tool video.

Steve: Fiend Folio loves monsters that are pointless, but will, like, totally blow your mind, man.

Zack: "7' tall, naked and hairless?" Hang on, I think the description actually consists of Tool lyrics. Somebody get Maynard in here to record this thing. I'll tap on this glass with a pencil. You languidly strum a bass guitar.

Steve: Is Tool the band from Home Improvement?

Zack: What?

Steve: The Al guy with the fence and his band. And it had Tom Taylor and he made animal sounds.

Zack: Steve, half the time you say things like that you sound like some foreigner trying to surrender to an American soldier.

Steve: No, dude, it was with JT and the other kid and he made a car in his garage. They had a band on TV.

Zack: PLEASE DON'T SHOOT! I LOVE AMERICA! MICHAEL MOUSE! I DON'T THINK SO TIM! TOOL TIMES, OKAY! USA GOOD! BINFORD OKAY NUMBER ONE!

Steve: No one listens to Tool Time anyway.

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