Zack: The real hook horror is when this poor guy has to zip up.
Steve: Jeez, or turn a doorknob.
Zack: It's like somebody started to copy off something from Dark Crystal and then just sighed and gave up when they got to the hands. And they started with the hands.
Steve: Actually, this fellow looks a lot like the crabman from the first part with a full-on bird head and handicapped hands.
Zack: He also looks like he just got caught trying to escape from prison and he's about to get chased out of frame by bullets from a tommy gun.
Steve: The Dame Wore Hooks!
Zack: Of all the two-copper screech caves in Underdark she had to scuttle into mine.
Steve: Her exoskeleton was all curves, like an '8' with a bird head.
Zack: Her clacking said "yes," but her hooks said "no."
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.