Steve: Less than a week until your new book hits stores! Are you excited?

Zack: I'm throwing up!

Steve: That sounds pretty excited.

Zack: Oh, no, that's because of Fiend Folio. It has nothing to do with my new book.

Steve: You know, we always pick out the worst stuff in the book, but I'm still impressed by the variety on show in these books. Even the lame stuff is cool to me.

Zack: That's the story of your life, Steve. Even the lame stuff is cool to you.

Steve: Since when is heavy metal, barbarians, and giant boobs lame?

Zack: About 1993.

Steve: Forget that. I live my life like a Boris Vallejo painting.

Zack: What about upcoming features, Steve? What should we cover?

Steve: I think Warhammer 40,000 or more D&D would be good.

Zack: Well if you fine folks have any suggestions, feel free to email me or Steve and we will give them consideration.

Steve: I'm not above playing F.A.T.A.L. to get more hits.

Zack: That sounds like a Boris Vallejo painting to me!

Steve: "Aa-Rooooooo?" - Tom Taylor, Tool

Zack: From Zack, Steve, and the puking foxes of Fiend Folio: adieu!

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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