Steve: Less than a week until your new book hits stores! Are you excited?
Zack: I'm throwing up!
Steve: That sounds pretty excited.
Zack: Oh, no, that's because of Fiend Folio. It has nothing to do with my new book.
Steve: You know, we always pick out the worst stuff in the book, but I'm still impressed by the variety on show in these books. Even the lame stuff is cool to me.
Zack: That's the story of your life, Steve. Even the lame stuff is cool to you.
Steve: Since when is heavy metal, barbarians, and giant boobs lame?
Zack: About 1993.
Steve: Forget that. I live my life like a Boris Vallejo painting.
Zack: What about upcoming features, Steve? What should we cover?Steve: I think Warhammer 40,000 or more D&D would be good.
Steve: I'm not above playing F.A.T.A.L. to get more hits.
Zack: That sounds like a Boris Vallejo painting to me!
Steve: "Aa-Rooooooo?" - Tom Taylor, Tool
Zack: From Zack, Steve, and the puking foxes of Fiend Folio: adieu!
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.