Steve: Less than a week until your new book hits stores! Are you excited?
Zack: I'm throwing up!
Steve: That sounds pretty excited.
Zack: Oh, no, that's because of Fiend Folio. It has nothing to do with my new book.
Steve: You know, we always pick out the worst stuff in the book, but I'm still impressed by the variety on show in these books. Even the lame stuff is cool to me.
Zack: That's the story of your life, Steve. Even the lame stuff is cool to you.
Steve: Since when is heavy metal, barbarians, and giant boobs lame?
Zack: About 1993.
Steve: Forget that. I live my life like a Boris Vallejo painting.
Zack: What about upcoming features, Steve? What should we cover?Steve: I think Warhammer 40,000 or more D&D would be good.
Steve: I'm not above playing F.A.T.A.L. to get more hits.
Zack: That sounds like a Boris Vallejo painting to me!
Steve: "Aa-Rooooooo?" - Tom Taylor, Tool
Zack: From Zack, Steve, and the puking foxes of Fiend Folio: adieu!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.