Steve: Oh man, this one is awesome and super gross. A giant head that walks around on veins and guts and tries to eat people.
Zack: Pac-Man probably shouldn't have come to his 30-year reunion. Especially not since the divorce.
Steve: "It's Mrs. Clyde now and we're very happy!"
Zack: "Baaaaaaby, I brought you cherries! Come on, baby! Remember how we used to go into that square path up in the corner together?"
Steve: "You're drunk and you should leave."
Zack: He starts reaching for a power pellet, but the egg and hot dog from Burger Time drag him out into the parking lot and beat the shit out of him.
Steve: It wouldn't hurt so much if she weren't still so beautiful.
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Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.