Steve: Oh man, this one is awesome and super gross. A giant head that walks around on veins and guts and tries to eat people.
Zack: Pac-Man probably shouldn't have come to his 30-year reunion. Especially not since the divorce.
Steve: "It's Mrs. Clyde now and we're very happy!"
Zack: "Baaaaaaby, I brought you cherries! Come on, baby! Remember how we used to go into that square path up in the corner together?"
Steve: "You're drunk and you should leave."
Zack: He starts reaching for a power pellet, but the egg and hot dog from Burger Time drag him out into the parking lot and beat the shit out of him.
Steve: It wouldn't hurt so much if she weren't still so beautiful.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.