Steve: This one is making me feel sort of sick.
Zack: Look at that gape!
Steve: That what?
Zack: Somebody DESTROYED that thing. Maulgoth got rooted the hell out. Goddamn.
Steve: Okay, I actually feel sicker now from what you're saying. What do you mean?
Zack: That thing is stumbling around the underdark talking in undercommon wondering what sort of midnight-black one-eyed cave snake just pulled out the sleeve on it.
Zack: I'm talking wrecked raw, Steve. I'm talking when drow meat-rock onion booty drop the red tube, you feel me?
Steve: Dude I feel like I'm going to puke is what I feel so I insist we move on.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.