Steve: This one is making me feel sort of sick.
Zack: Look at that gape!
Steve: That what?
Zack: Somebody DESTROYED that thing. Maulgoth got rooted the hell out. Goddamn.
Steve: Okay, I actually feel sicker now from what you're saying. What do you mean?
Zack: That thing is stumbling around the underdark talking in undercommon wondering what sort of midnight-black one-eyed cave snake just pulled out the sleeve on it.
Zack: I'm talking wrecked raw, Steve. I'm talking when drow meat-rock onion booty drop the red tube, you feel me?
Steve: Dude I feel like I'm going to puke is what I feel so I insist we move on.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.