Steve: This one is making me feel sort of sick.
Zack: Look at that gape!
Steve: That what?
Zack: Somebody DESTROYED that thing. Maulgoth got rooted the hell out. Goddamn.
Steve: Okay, I actually feel sicker now from what you're saying. What do you mean?
Zack: That thing is stumbling around the underdark talking in undercommon wondering what sort of midnight-black one-eyed cave snake just pulled out the sleeve on it.
Zack: I'm talking wrecked raw, Steve. I'm talking when drow meat-rock onion booty drop the red tube, you feel me?
Steve: Dude I feel like I'm going to puke is what I feel so I insist we move on.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.