Steve: This one is making me feel sort of sick.

Zack: Look at that gape!

Steve: That what?

Zack: Somebody DESTROYED that thing. Maulgoth got rooted the hell out. Goddamn.

Steve: Okay, I actually feel sicker now from what you're saying. What do you mean?

Zack: That thing is stumbling around the underdark talking in undercommon wondering what sort of midnight-black one-eyed cave snake just pulled out the sleeve on it.

Zack: I'm talking wrecked raw, Steve. I'm talking when drow meat-rock onion booty drop the red tube, you feel me?

Steve: Dude I feel like I'm going to puke is what I feel so I insist we move on.


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