Steve: This one is making me feel sort of sick.
Zack: Look at that gape!
Steve: That what?
Zack: Somebody DESTROYED that thing. Maulgoth got rooted the hell out. Goddamn.
Steve: Okay, I actually feel sicker now from what you're saying. What do you mean?
Zack: That thing is stumbling around the underdark talking in undercommon wondering what sort of midnight-black one-eyed cave snake just pulled out the sleeve on it.
Zack: I'm talking wrecked raw, Steve. I'm talking when drow meat-rock onion booty drop the red tube, you feel me?
Steve: Dude I feel like I'm going to puke is what I feel so I insist we move on.
I don't know what to write in here because basically I am back from the dead like Laserious hooray here I am to talk about this stupid election.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.