Zack: You are obsessed with skeletons.
Steve: Oh, yeah, I'm the weirdo. Universal symbol of death inside us all. That wouldn't be scary to see walking around or anything.
Zack: It would be strange, but there are a lot of things that would be strange in the Monster Manuals. Just for example, a Blink Dog. That would scare me a lot and they're not even very dangerous unless you're evil.
Steve: Don't try to get me off track discussing the merits of Blink Dogging. There's is almost nothing more good, old-fashioned scary than a skeleton. It's so scary it doesn't have to do anything threatening. A skeleton walking down the street at night or driving a car is pretty scary.
Zack: Yeah, you can bet he doesn't have insurance. And how did he pass the vision test for his license? He doesn't even have eyes.
Steve: He's driving illegally.
Zack: Next time go ahead and tell me when your skeleton fables are taking place in ultimate nightmare reality.Steve: And he's driving a hearse. Your hearse. To take you to your grave to become a skeleton.
Zack: Is he willing to make any stops on the way? I have to get Zookeeper back to the Redbox pronto.
Steve: No stops!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.