Rot Grub


Zack: Parasites are scary. Inescapable, burrowing, murder parasites are really scary.

Steve: When you pick something like rot grubs you're really picking the Dungeon Master.

Steve: If a tree falls in the woodland hex and there's no party there to fail their reflex save and suffer 12d10 damage resulting in a total party kill did it really fall at all?

Zack: Only if the fallen tree is part of the read-aloud text for a subsequent ambush scene.


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