Zack: Parasites are scary. Inescapable, burrowing, murder parasites are really scary.
Steve: When you pick something like rot grubs you're really picking the Dungeon Master.
Steve: If a tree falls in the woodland hex and there's no party there to fail their reflex save and suffer 12d10 damage resulting in a total party kill did it really fall at all?
Zack: Only if the fallen tree is part of the read-aloud text for a subsequent ambush scene.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.