Zack: Parasites are scary. Inescapable, burrowing, murder parasites are really scary.
Steve: When you pick something like rot grubs you're really picking the Dungeon Master.
Steve: If a tree falls in the woodland hex and there's no party there to fail their reflex save and suffer 12d10 damage resulting in a total party kill did it really fall at all?
Zack: Only if the fallen tree is part of the read-aloud text for a subsequent ambush scene.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.