Zack: Parasites are scary. Inescapable, burrowing, murder parasites are really scary.
Steve: When you pick something like rot grubs you're really picking the Dungeon Master.
Steve: If a tree falls in the woodland hex and there's no party there to fail their reflex save and suffer 12d10 damage resulting in a total party kill did it really fall at all?
Zack: Only if the fallen tree is part of the read-aloud text for a subsequent ambush scene.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.