Zack: Parasites are scary. Inescapable, burrowing, murder parasites are really scary.
Steve: When you pick something like rot grubs you're really picking the Dungeon Master.
Steve: If a tree falls in the woodland hex and there's no party there to fail their reflex save and suffer 12d10 damage resulting in a total party kill did it really fall at all?
Zack: Only if the fallen tree is part of the read-aloud text for a subsequent ambush scene.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.