Zack: Why does that short, fat dude have orb hands?

Zack: And why isn't that woman wearing any pants?

Steve: These are alien species that have evolved beyond the need for pants and hands.

Zack: I wonder what sort of environment naturally selects for orb hands. Giant bowling alley, possibly, or a megalopolis built as a sentient pinball table.

Steve: Maybe their only form of transportation is old-timey cannons.

Zack: Aliens look suspiciously like elves.

Steve: What about that dog or kangaroo dude with the big tail? Not an elf.

Zack: At least he hasn't evolved beyond the need for pants.

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