Heroes Unlimited Ridiculous Pose #1
Zack: Steve, I love the random heroes standing in totally awkward, almost impossible, positions.
Steve: It's called dynamic posing. Those dudes are busy being bad asses.
Zack: I like to imagine that this guy isn't doing anything bad ass at all. This is his natural gait. He's just walking through the supermarket rotating his torso and swinging his stiff arms around.
Steve: I doubt this is his normal walking around style. He looks upset.Zack: They're all out of his K-cups! ONLY DECAF!!!
Steve: He shouldn't be in a grocery store without shoes on. That's going to cause an uproar over by the deli.
Heroes Unlimited Ridiculous Pose #2
Zack: Startled midway through launching a discus.
Steve: Her arm coming out of the back of her head makes her look like an ice cream cone. Or maybe like her head is a turret and her arm is the gun.
Zack: Her elbow must be inverted. Background arm there flopping around like a sock full of oranges.Steve: I would still probably do her.
Zack: Let's be honest here. You would probably do that pug-faced rabbit alien from a couple pages back.
Steve: Was that even a girl alien?
Zack: Don't make me guess. Buy it a drink and work that game.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.