Steve: I think I remember this movie. Remo Williams?
Zack: Do you mean Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, the film that tried to turn character actor Fred Ward into the star of an action movie franchise?
Steve: Yeah, it had a helicopter and the Golden Gate Bridge. Was there a falcon?
Zack: I remember Fred Ward learning to dodge bullets blindfolded and running on water.
Zack: So it's pretty reasonable to assume a falcon was involved somewhere.
Steve: I think he could turn into a falcon.
Zack: He was a secret agent, not a shape shifter.Steve: Uh, I think the serious psychological game of horror Kult has established a secret agent can also be a shape shifter.
Zack: As a Swedish teen, this revelation will probably make me murder my friends.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.