Steve: I think I remember this movie. Remo Williams?
Zack: Do you mean Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, the film that tried to turn character actor Fred Ward into the star of an action movie franchise?
Steve: Yeah, it had a helicopter and the Golden Gate Bridge. Was there a falcon?
Zack: I remember Fred Ward learning to dodge bullets blindfolded and running on water.
Zack: So it's pretty reasonable to assume a falcon was involved somewhere.
Steve: I think he could turn into a falcon.
Zack: He was a secret agent, not a shape shifter.Steve: Uh, I think the serious psychological game of horror Kult has established a secret agent can also be a shape shifter.
Zack: As a Swedish teen, this revelation will probably make me murder my friends.
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