Steve: I'll be honest, I don't completely understand why Magneto was doing all that.

Zack: He wasn't. It was his robot duplicate doing it.

Steve: So then who was behind the robot duplicate?

Zack: You were almost right. It was Augie the prospector you kidnapped at the military base. He wanted to create more mutants with his radioactive bombs.

Steve: This was a nightmare and I feel like I can't wake up from it. Some sort of midnight meat train and I'M the meat.

Zack: Tiny Wolverine has put his evil ideas in your head.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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