Steve: I'll be honest, I don't completely understand why Magneto was doing all that.
Zack: He wasn't. It was his robot duplicate doing it.
Steve: So then who was behind the robot duplicate?
Zack: You were almost right. It was Augie the prospector you kidnapped at the military base. He wanted to create more mutants with his radioactive bombs.
Steve: This was a nightmare and I feel like I can't wake up from it. Some sort of midnight meat train and I'M the meat.
Zack: Tiny Wolverine has put his evil ideas in your head.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.