Steve: I'll be honest, I don't completely understand why Magneto was doing all that.
Zack: He wasn't. It was his robot duplicate doing it.
Steve: So then who was behind the robot duplicate?
Zack: You were almost right. It was Augie the prospector you kidnapped at the military base. He wanted to create more mutants with his radioactive bombs.
Steve: This was a nightmare and I feel like I can't wake up from it. Some sort of midnight meat train and I'M the meat.
Zack: Tiny Wolverine has put his evil ideas in your head.
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.