Steve: I'll be honest, I don't completely understand why Magneto was doing all that.
Zack: He wasn't. It was his robot duplicate doing it.
Steve: So then who was behind the robot duplicate?
Zack: You were almost right. It was Augie the prospector you kidnapped at the military base. He wanted to create more mutants with his radioactive bombs.
Steve: This was a nightmare and I feel like I can't wake up from it. Some sort of midnight meat train and I'M the meat.
Zack: Tiny Wolverine has put his evil ideas in your head.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.