Steve: I'll be honest, I don't completely understand why Magneto was doing all that.
Zack: He wasn't. It was his robot duplicate doing it.
Steve: So then who was behind the robot duplicate?
Zack: You were almost right. It was Augie the prospector you kidnapped at the military base. He wanted to create more mutants with his radioactive bombs.
Steve: This was a nightmare and I feel like I can't wake up from it. Some sort of midnight meat train and I'M the meat.
Zack: Tiny Wolverine has put his evil ideas in your head.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.