Zack: What a way to kick things off.
Steve: If it eats rocks how does it ever run out of food? I thought one of the main things about rocks is that there's pretty much unlimited rocks. All you can eat rocks.
Zack: This artist does his best work on the back of an envelope while he's on the phone. He's got like fifty of these wearing top hats and roller skates and surrounded by spirals and floating boobs.
Steve: Whoa. Whoa, dude. Now you're talking.
Steve: Floating boob. New D&D monster.
Zack: Brilliant. It refines about ten different monsters down to their defining characteristic.
Steve: A floating evil boob that can cast charm monster.
Zack: The Mamcubus.
Steve: No. Appearing: 2
Zack: Treasure Type: DD
Steve: It would be created by a crazed wizard. That's what they always say whenever they don't want to bother coming up with a reason for the monster to exist.Zack: But is the wizard crazed...or is society?
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.