Steve: Sweet, I was looking for more brownie variants to flesh out my all-brownie campaign setting.
Zack: The brownies paid for their hubris. Like Icarus, but very small.
Steve: Is it still cool to call something gay?
Zack: No, Steve. It's an unthinking pejorative unless you are referring to an actual homosexual.
Steve: Okay, brownies are actually homosexual.Zack: This guy is throwing a little "live long and prosper" gang sign. You know, a little Star Trek just in case your nerd quota wasn't being filled by reading the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual.
Steve: Monster Manual II. The one with the all of the brownie sub-species.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.