Steve: Sweet, I was looking for more brownie variants to flesh out my all-brownie campaign setting.
Zack: The brownies paid for their hubris. Like Icarus, but very small.
Steve: Is it still cool to call something gay?
Zack: No, Steve. It's an unthinking pejorative unless you are referring to an actual homosexual.
Steve: Okay, brownies are actually homosexual.Zack: This guy is throwing a little "live long and prosper" gang sign. You know, a little Star Trek just in case your nerd quota wasn't being filled by reading the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual.
Steve: Monster Manual II. The one with the all of the brownie sub-species.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.