Steve: Sweet, I was looking for more brownie variants to flesh out my all-brownie campaign setting.
Zack: The brownies paid for their hubris. Like Icarus, but very small.
Steve: Is it still cool to call something gay?
Zack: No, Steve. It's an unthinking pejorative unless you are referring to an actual homosexual.
Steve: Okay, brownies are actually homosexual.Zack: This guy is throwing a little "live long and prosper" gang sign. You know, a little Star Trek just in case your nerd quota wasn't being filled by reading the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual.
Steve: Monster Manual II. The one with the all of the brownie sub-species.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.