Steve: Sweet, I was looking for more brownie variants to flesh out my all-brownie campaign setting.

Zack: The brownies paid for their hubris. Like Icarus, but very small.

Steve: Is it still cool to call something gay?

Zack: No, Steve. It's an unthinking pejorative unless you are referring to an actual homosexual.

Steve: Okay, brownies are actually homosexual.

Zack: This guy is throwing a little "live long and prosper" gang sign. You know, a little Star Trek just in case your nerd quota wasn't being filled by reading the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual.

Steve: Monster Manual II. The one with the all of the brownie sub-species.

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