Steve: Sweet, I was looking for more brownie variants to flesh out my all-brownie campaign setting.
Zack: The brownies paid for their hubris. Like Icarus, but very small.
Steve: Is it still cool to call something gay?
Zack: No, Steve. It's an unthinking pejorative unless you are referring to an actual homosexual.
Steve: Okay, brownies are actually homosexual.Zack: This guy is throwing a little "live long and prosper" gang sign. You know, a little Star Trek just in case your nerd quota wasn't being filled by reading the Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual.
Steve: Monster Manual II. The one with the all of the brownie sub-species.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.