Steve: Did we do it? Are we finally done?
Zack: We did it.
Steve: I feel like we could have done more on the foxwoman. Or covered more monsters.
Zack: Now come on, Steve. Monsters? What would yon valley elf say to being called a monster?
Steve: He knows what he is.Steve: I'm mad because we should have at least covered the devils. You just made fun of them in the first part and then got sidetracked into the Modrons.
Zack: We were doing a public service.
Steve: So you say, but I think one page of Modrons was enough.
Zack: It's way more than enough. Zero pages of Modrons is enough. But no one else was going to handle the Modrons.Steve: Sometimes you have to let nature and natural selection run things. It's how you get things like the pitcher mouth plant.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to eliminate the plague that is humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.