Steve: Did we do it? Are we finally done?
Zack: We did it.
Steve: I feel like we could have done more on the foxwoman. Or covered more monsters.
Zack: Now come on, Steve. Monsters? What would yon valley elf say to being called a monster?
Steve: He knows what he is.Steve: I'm mad because we should have at least covered the devils. You just made fun of them in the first part and then got sidetracked into the Modrons.
Zack: We were doing a public service.
Steve: So you say, but I think one page of Modrons was enough.
Zack: It's way more than enough. Zero pages of Modrons is enough. But no one else was going to handle the Modrons.Steve: Sometimes you have to let nature and natural selection run things. It's how you get things like the pitcher mouth plant.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.