Steve: Did we do it? Are we finally done?
Zack: We did it.
Steve: I feel like we could have done more on the foxwoman. Or covered more monsters.
Zack: Now come on, Steve. Monsters? What would yon valley elf say to being called a monster?
Steve: He knows what he is.Steve: I'm mad because we should have at least covered the devils. You just made fun of them in the first part and then got sidetracked into the Modrons.
Zack: We were doing a public service.
Steve: So you say, but I think one page of Modrons was enough.
Zack: It's way more than enough. Zero pages of Modrons is enough. But no one else was going to handle the Modrons.Steve: Sometimes you have to let nature and natural selection run things. It's how you get things like the pitcher mouth plant.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.