Zack: There are so many amazingly bad monsters we didn't get to in this installment.
Steve: At least a half-dozen variations on "ape man."
Zack: Dozens of reptile and amphibian humanoids.
Steve: Golems, giants, and strange one of a kind monsters you will probably never see again in a D&D product.
Zack: Maybe we should do this again?
Steve: I'm always up for more monsters, but I think we should ask our readers what monsters they would like to see.Zack: That sounds like a great idea, Steve.
Steve: I know.
Zack: If you would like to suggest a monster or two from either the Monstrous Compendium or the Monstrous Manual please email me or Steve with your suggestion. Please include the page number and exact book title if possible.Steve: What about the new contest?
Zack: Not yet.
Steve: Forget I said anything!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.