Zack: There are so many amazingly bad monsters we didn't get to in this installment.
Steve: At least a half-dozen variations on "ape man."
Zack: Dozens of reptile and amphibian humanoids.
Steve: Golems, giants, and strange one of a kind monsters you will probably never see again in a D&D product.
Zack: Maybe we should do this again?
Steve: I'm always up for more monsters, but I think we should ask our readers what monsters they would like to see.Zack: That sounds like a great idea, Steve.
Steve: I know.
Zack: If you would like to suggest a monster or two from either the Monstrous Compendium or the Monstrous Manual please email me or Steve with your suggestion. Please include the page number and exact book title if possible.Steve: What about the new contest?
Zack: Not yet.
Steve: Forget I said anything!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.