Steve: Aw hell! The booger is pissed.
Zack: "I saw this amazing booger on the way into work. I really think we should do a monster based on boogers."
Steve: Brain collector is just another way of saying brain hoarder. You need help, Neh-thalggu.
Zack: This is the sort of pointless, repulsive, bullshit monster that says, "bad inside joke" to me. Like there was some guy they all hated at TSR named Glen Guthah and so they made the brain-eating booger monster as an insult. "Ha ha, it eats brains, because, like Glen is destroying our creativity."
Steve: Glen probably trashed their autognome idea.
Zack: "He comes in here with his giant worm agenda and just bullies everybody. And see, since he wears glasses we can give him four eyes, and, like no hair just these little wisps since he's going bald. Ha ha, fucking owned you Glen."Steve: When you put it that way I instinctively side with Glen on this issue. More giant worms!
Zack: Creative people always try to put one over on the man thinking we're smart. We're really not all that smart.
Steve: Or that creative.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.