Zack: Clay jars, wrapped up, this is how we like to fuck.
Steve: I went to the Mummy exhibit at the museum with my class in like 5th grade and some of the hieroglyphic babes were hot as hell with their racks out and everything.
Zack: What about the mummies?
Steve: Well they were just regular mummies they weren't magical mummies so they weren't too hot. They looked sort of like beef jerky and hair.
Zack: Somewhere, in most benighted Internet, is a video of somebody humping a mummy.Steve: Gen Con 95 dude.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.