Steve: Sure yeah this is what I think of when I think of mummies.
Zack: White Wolf is not content to just have mummies from Egypt so they expanded it to all different kinds of mummies like Aztec mummies and Chinese mummies.
Steve: Wait until the Tru Blood lady gets her hands on this one. She'll have a whole new set of stuff to rip off.
Zack: Speaking of rip offs, a quick reminder about our ongoing WTF, D&D!? contest.
Steve: Oh man right on. We have received some amazing entries, but keep them coming. The more the better.
Zack: Wait, we have to play through these things when we judge the contest. I think I would actually prefer fewer entries.
Steve: World's Largest Dungeon is going to get taken down a peg.
Zack: Steve I would rather die.
Steve: If it's long enough you could actually die playing it and what a way to go!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.