Steve: Sure yeah this is what I think of when I think of mummies.
Zack: White Wolf is not content to just have mummies from Egypt so they expanded it to all different kinds of mummies like Aztec mummies and Chinese mummies.
Steve: Wait until the Tru Blood lady gets her hands on this one. She'll have a whole new set of stuff to rip off.
Zack: Speaking of rip offs, a quick reminder about our ongoing WTF, D&D!? contest.
Steve: Oh man right on. We have received some amazing entries, but keep them coming. The more the better.
Zack: Wait, we have to play through these things when we judge the contest. I think I would actually prefer fewer entries.
Steve: World's Largest Dungeon is going to get taken down a peg.
Zack: Steve I would rather die.
Steve: If it's long enough you could actually die playing it and what a way to go!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.