Steve: Sure yeah this is what I think of when I think of mummies.
Zack: White Wolf is not content to just have mummies from Egypt so they expanded it to all different kinds of mummies like Aztec mummies and Chinese mummies.
Steve: Wait until the Tru Blood lady gets her hands on this one. She'll have a whole new set of stuff to rip off.
Zack: Speaking of rip offs, a quick reminder about our ongoing WTF, D&D!? contest.
Steve: Oh man right on. We have received some amazing entries, but keep them coming. The more the better.
Zack: Wait, we have to play through these things when we judge the contest. I think I would actually prefer fewer entries.
Steve: World's Largest Dungeon is going to get taken down a peg.
Zack: Steve I would rather die.
Steve: If it's long enough you could actually die playing it and what a way to go!
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.