Steve: Sure yeah this is what I think of when I think of mummies.
Zack: White Wolf is not content to just have mummies from Egypt so they expanded it to all different kinds of mummies like Aztec mummies and Chinese mummies.
Steve: Wait until the Tru Blood lady gets her hands on this one. She'll have a whole new set of stuff to rip off.
Zack: Speaking of rip offs, a quick reminder about our ongoing WTF, D&D!? contest.
Steve: Oh man right on. We have received some amazing entries, but keep them coming. The more the better.
Zack: Wait, we have to play through these things when we judge the contest. I think I would actually prefer fewer entries.
Steve: World's Largest Dungeon is going to get taken down a peg.
Zack: Steve I would rather die.
Steve: If it's long enough you could actually die playing it and what a way to go!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.