Steve: Sure yeah this is what I think of when I think of mummies.

Zack: White Wolf is not content to just have mummies from Egypt so they expanded it to all different kinds of mummies like Aztec mummies and Chinese mummies.

Steve: Wait until the Tru Blood lady gets her hands on this one. She'll have a whole new set of stuff to rip off.

Zack: Speaking of rip offs, a quick reminder about our ongoing WTF, D&D!? contest.

Steve: Oh man right on. We have received some amazing entries, but keep them coming. The more the better.

Zack: Wait, we have to play through these things when we judge the contest. I think I would actually prefer fewer entries.

Steve: World's Largest Dungeon is going to get taken down a peg.

Zack: Steve I would rather die.

Steve: If it's long enough you could actually die playing it and what a way to go!


– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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