Steve: Sure yeah this is what I think of when I think of mummies.
Zack: White Wolf is not content to just have mummies from Egypt so they expanded it to all different kinds of mummies like Aztec mummies and Chinese mummies.
Steve: Wait until the Tru Blood lady gets her hands on this one. She'll have a whole new set of stuff to rip off.
Zack: Speaking of rip offs, a quick reminder about our ongoing WTF, D&D!? contest.
Steve: Oh man right on. We have received some amazing entries, but keep them coming. The more the better.
Zack: Wait, we have to play through these things when we judge the contest. I think I would actually prefer fewer entries.
Steve: World's Largest Dungeon is going to get taken down a peg.
Zack: Steve I would rather die.
Steve: If it's long enough you could actually die playing it and what a way to go!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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