Steve: Heck yeah this is more like it.
Zack: It's not all ka and booty with mummies.
Steve: Yeah you've been dead like a thousand years floating around in jars or whatever. Sometimes you've got to tear it up. Destroy some rocks. Yell in your flappy cloak.Zack: It's almost like this exact scene was in one of the Mummy movies.
Steve: Great art inspires great art.
Zack: And the Mummy movies inspired whatever this is.
Steve: Arguably one of the top ten Mummy role playing games of the last twenty years.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.