Steve: Heck yeah this is more like it.

Zack: It's not all ka and booty with mummies.

Steve: Yeah you've been dead like a thousand years floating around in jars or whatever. Sometimes you've got to tear it up. Destroy some rocks. Yell in your flappy cloak.

Zack: It's almost like this exact scene was in one of the Mummy movies.

Steve: Great art inspires great art.

Zack: And the Mummy movies inspired whatever this is.

Steve: Arguably one of the top ten Mummy role playing games of the last twenty years.

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