Steve: Heck yeah this is more like it.
Zack: It's not all ka and booty with mummies.
Steve: Yeah you've been dead like a thousand years floating around in jars or whatever. Sometimes you've got to tear it up. Destroy some rocks. Yell in your flappy cloak.Zack: It's almost like this exact scene was in one of the Mummy movies.
Steve: Great art inspires great art.
Zack: And the Mummy movies inspired whatever this is.
Steve: Arguably one of the top ten Mummy role playing games of the last twenty years.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.