Steve: Heck yeah this is more like it.
Zack: It's not all ka and booty with mummies.
Steve: Yeah you've been dead like a thousand years floating around in jars or whatever. Sometimes you've got to tear it up. Destroy some rocks. Yell in your flappy cloak.Zack: It's almost like this exact scene was in one of the Mummy movies.
Steve: Great art inspires great art.
Zack: And the Mummy movies inspired whatever this is.
Steve: Arguably one of the top ten Mummy role playing games of the last twenty years.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.