Steve: Heck yeah this is more like it.
Zack: It's not all ka and booty with mummies.
Steve: Yeah you've been dead like a thousand years floating around in jars or whatever. Sometimes you've got to tear it up. Destroy some rocks. Yell in your flappy cloak.Zack: It's almost like this exact scene was in one of the Mummy movies.
Steve: Great art inspires great art.
Zack: And the Mummy movies inspired whatever this is.
Steve: Arguably one of the top ten Mummy role playing games of the last twenty years.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.