Steve: Heck yeah this is more like it.
Zack: It's not all ka and booty with mummies.
Steve: Yeah you've been dead like a thousand years floating around in jars or whatever. Sometimes you've got to tear it up. Destroy some rocks. Yell in your flappy cloak.Zack: It's almost like this exact scene was in one of the Mummy movies.
Steve: Great art inspires great art.
Zack: And the Mummy movies inspired whatever this is.
Steve: Arguably one of the top ten Mummy role playing games of the last twenty years.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.