Zack: "I was a pharaoh who once ruled a kingdom of the dead and saw civilizations swallowed by the implacable deserts. Then I got my associates of business degree and I'm on the fast track to managing my own Super Pretzel at the mall."

Steve: Harry N'phra'shotep, certified public accountant.

Zack: When you think about it the suit and tie are just the modern headdress and giant gold chest piece of the postmodern pharaohs in middle management.

Steve: What about the modern version of those Eye of Horus staffs?

Zack: Smart phones with the fart button app.

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