Zack: "I was a pharaoh who once ruled a kingdom of the dead and saw civilizations swallowed by the implacable deserts. Then I got my associates of business degree and I'm on the fast track to managing my own Super Pretzel at the mall."
Steve: Harry N'phra'shotep, certified public accountant.Zack: When you think about it the suit and tie are just the modern headdress and giant gold chest piece of the postmodern pharaohs in middle management.
Steve: What about the modern version of those Eye of Horus staffs?
Zack: Smart phones with the fart button app.
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
Games Workshop is looking for samples from aspiring Warhammer authors. Since my biggest dream in life is to have a book published, I put together this submission. Fingers crossed!
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.