Zack: "I was a pharaoh who once ruled a kingdom of the dead and saw civilizations swallowed by the implacable deserts. Then I got my associates of business degree and I'm on the fast track to managing my own Super Pretzel at the mall."
Steve: Harry N'phra'shotep, certified public accountant.Zack: When you think about it the suit and tie are just the modern headdress and giant gold chest piece of the postmodern pharaohs in middle management.
Steve: What about the modern version of those Eye of Horus staffs?
Zack: Smart phones with the fart button app.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.