Zack: "I was a pharaoh who once ruled a kingdom of the dead and saw civilizations swallowed by the implacable deserts. Then I got my associates of business degree and I'm on the fast track to managing my own Super Pretzel at the mall."
Steve: Harry N'phra'shotep, certified public accountant.Zack: When you think about it the suit and tie are just the modern headdress and giant gold chest piece of the postmodern pharaohs in middle management.
Steve: What about the modern version of those Eye of Horus staffs?
Zack: Smart phones with the fart button app.
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The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.