Zack: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have reached possibly the lowest point ever of D&D monsters. Travel to the Quasiplane of Radiance to have your color stolen by orbs.
Steve: There is another monster that doesn't even belong on that plane that can feed on people who have all their color stolen. It's super rare.
Zack: Quasiplane of Radiance. Pseudoplane of Bullshit.
Steve: Demiplane of Semi-Hemispheres.
Zack: Steve, we can call this a wrap?
Steve: We could have done that a few pages ago. It makes me a little sad to find stupid stuff related to Planescape. It's like walking into a room and getting ready to say something to your mom who has her back turned and before you can say anything she rips this really loud and juicy fart and you just want to back out of the room and not say anything but instead you wait a couple seconds and then start talking because you have to ask her about using the car only as you're talking the fart hits you and you end up dry heaving and the situation turns out way worse than if you'd just left and come back later even though you would have been late to the start of Star Wars miniatures tournament.Zack: I was thinking the same thing.
Steve: No you weren't.
Zack: I'll see you in mom fart smell hell!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.