Steve: These are related to those dudes the Lady of Pain sends around that have riddles appear over their head.
Zack: What an incredible power these creatures have. If only there were some way to take the words we say out loud and communicate them to each other without using our voices.
Steve: I just wish I could talk in riddles like the other guys. That would be awesome, you could have riddle parties and solve mysteries together.
Zack: These guys and the riddle guys are straying dangerously close to Willy Wonka territory.Steve: He even looks like a really skinny and tall Oompa Loompa.
Zack: Phirblas Dirblas, doba-de-doo, I've got a tiresome rebus for you. Phirblas Dirblas, doba-de-dee, If you are wise you will cast slay living on me.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.