Steve: These are related to those dudes the Lady of Pain sends around that have riddles appear over their head.
Zack: What an incredible power these creatures have. If only there were some way to take the words we say out loud and communicate them to each other without using our voices.
Steve: I just wish I could talk in riddles like the other guys. That would be awesome, you could have riddle parties and solve mysteries together.
Zack: These guys and the riddle guys are straying dangerously close to Willy Wonka territory.Steve: He even looks like a really skinny and tall Oompa Loompa.
Zack: Phirblas Dirblas, doba-de-doo, I've got a tiresome rebus for you. Phirblas Dirblas, doba-de-dee, If you are wise you will cast slay living on me.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.