Steve: These are related to those dudes the Lady of Pain sends around that have riddles appear over their head.
Zack: What an incredible power these creatures have. If only there were some way to take the words we say out loud and communicate them to each other without using our voices.
Steve: I just wish I could talk in riddles like the other guys. That would be awesome, you could have riddle parties and solve mysteries together.
Zack: These guys and the riddle guys are straying dangerously close to Willy Wonka territory.Steve: He even looks like a really skinny and tall Oompa Loompa.
Zack: Phirblas Dirblas, doba-de-doo, I've got a tiresome rebus for you. Phirblas Dirblas, doba-de-dee, If you are wise you will cast slay living on me.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.