Steve: "What's everybody laughing about in her-aaaaaugh!"
Zack: Keepin' krauts out of the VIP.
Steve: Maybe he was the bottle service.
Zack: He heard the bottle service music and was bringing them Ketel One Lemons.
Zack: Gunned down cold and no tip. French hussies laughing as he bleeds out onto their complimentary hot towels.
Steve: War is hell up in the club.
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