Steve: "What's everybody laughing about in her-aaaaaugh!"
Zack: Keepin' krauts out of the VIP.
Steve: Maybe he was the bottle service.
Zack: He heard the bottle service music and was bringing them Ketel One Lemons.
Zack: Gunned down cold and no tip. French hussies laughing as he bleeds out onto their complimentary hot towels.
Steve: War is hell up in the club.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.