Steve: "What's everybody laughing about in her-aaaaaugh!"
Zack: Keepin' krauts out of the VIP.
Steve: Maybe he was the bottle service.
Zack: He heard the bottle service music and was bringing them Ketel One Lemons.
Zack: Gunned down cold and no tip. French hussies laughing as he bleeds out onto their complimentary hot towels.
Steve: War is hell up in the club.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.