Steve: "What's everybody laughing about in her-aaaaaugh!"
Zack: Keepin' krauts out of the VIP.
Steve: Maybe he was the bottle service.
Zack: He heard the bottle service music and was bringing them Ketel One Lemons.
Zack: Gunned down cold and no tip. French hussies laughing as he bleeds out onto their complimentary hot towels.
Steve: War is hell up in the club.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.