Steve: "What's everybody laughing about in her-aaaaaugh!"

Zack: Keepin' krauts out of the VIP.

Steve: Maybe he was the bottle service.

Zack: He heard the bottle service music and was bringing them Ketel One Lemons.

Zack: Gunned down cold and no tip. French hussies laughing as he bleeds out onto their complimentary hot towels.

Steve: War is hell up in the club.

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