Steve: "What's everybody laughing about in her-aaaaaugh!"
Zack: Keepin' krauts out of the VIP.
Steve: Maybe he was the bottle service.
Zack: He heard the bottle service music and was bringing them Ketel One Lemons.
Zack: Gunned down cold and no tip. French hussies laughing as he bleeds out onto their complimentary hot towels.
Steve: War is hell up in the club.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.