Zack: "Fuck this, I'm out of here."
Steve: An appropriate image to end the article.
Zack: He has the right idea. The longer you hang around with the babe, the more likely you are to get attacked by a swarm of animals or Nazis.
Steve: And you know this hot date is ending with the ubiquitous laser sounds.
Zack: If he's lucky and his ant boyfriend doesn't catch him with a human woman.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.