Zack: "Fuck this, I'm out of here."
Steve: An appropriate image to end the article.
Zack: He has the right idea. The longer you hang around with the babe, the more likely you are to get attacked by a swarm of animals or Nazis.
Steve: And you know this hot date is ending with the ubiquitous laser sounds.
Zack: If he's lucky and his ant boyfriend doesn't catch him with a human woman.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.