Zack: "Fuck this, I'm out of here."
Steve: An appropriate image to end the article.
Zack: He has the right idea. The longer you hang around with the babe, the more likely you are to get attacked by a swarm of animals or Nazis.
Steve: And you know this hot date is ending with the ubiquitous laser sounds.
Zack: If he's lucky and his ant boyfriend doesn't catch him with a human woman.
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
How do employees stay safe at Alien Goop Storage Facility, The House of Unstable Floors and Vases Containing Fireballs, and (INARTICULATE PANICKED SCREAM)?
day 2: still working on the car
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.