Zack: "Fuck this, I'm out of here."
Steve: An appropriate image to end the article.
Zack: He has the right idea. The longer you hang around with the babe, the more likely you are to get attacked by a swarm of animals or Nazis.
Steve: And you know this hot date is ending with the ubiquitous laser sounds.
Zack: If he's lucky and his ant boyfriend doesn't catch him with a human woman.
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.