Zack: "Fuck this, I'm out of here."
Steve: An appropriate image to end the article.
Zack: He has the right idea. The longer you hang around with the babe, the more likely you are to get attacked by a swarm of animals or Nazis.
Steve: And you know this hot date is ending with the ubiquitous laser sounds.
Zack: If he's lucky and his ant boyfriend doesn't catch him with a human woman.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.