Zack: Never bring a knife to a fish fight.
Steve: I guess the suggestion here is that the piranha destroyed their boat.
Steve: Or at least ate their oars.
Zack: And most of that guy's knife.
Steve: You know the Nazis wouldn't put up with this.
Zack: No way, they would be shirtless and smashing the stupid prinahas with maces and trying to sew gorilla arms on them.
Steve: Don't let SyFy catch wind of that one.
Zack: Goranha! But will it be a piranha with a gorilla arm or a gorilla with a piranha arm?
Steve: It doesn't matter, so long as it ends in laser sounds.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.