Zack: Never bring a knife to a fish fight.
Steve: I guess the suggestion here is that the piranha destroyed their boat.
Steve: Or at least ate their oars.
Zack: And most of that guy's knife.
Steve: You know the Nazis wouldn't put up with this.
Zack: No way, they would be shirtless and smashing the stupid prinahas with maces and trying to sew gorilla arms on them.
Steve: Don't let SyFy catch wind of that one.
Zack: Goranha! But will it be a piranha with a gorilla arm or a gorilla with a piranha arm?
Steve: It doesn't matter, so long as it ends in laser sounds.
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