Zack: Never bring a knife to a fish fight.

Steve: I guess the suggestion here is that the piranha destroyed their boat.

Steve: Or at least ate their oars.

Zack: And most of that guy's knife.

Steve: You know the Nazis wouldn't put up with this.

Zack: No way, they would be shirtless and smashing the stupid prinahas with maces and trying to sew gorilla arms on them.

Steve: Don't let SyFy catch wind of that one.

Zack: Goranha! But will it be a piranha with a gorilla arm or a gorilla with a piranha arm?

Steve: It doesn't matter, so long as it ends in laser sounds.

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