Zack: Never bring a knife to a fish fight.
Steve: I guess the suggestion here is that the piranha destroyed their boat.
Steve: Or at least ate their oars.
Zack: And most of that guy's knife.
Steve: You know the Nazis wouldn't put up with this.
Zack: No way, they would be shirtless and smashing the stupid prinahas with maces and trying to sew gorilla arms on them.
Steve: Don't let SyFy catch wind of that one.
Zack: Goranha! But will it be a piranha with a gorilla arm or a gorilla with a piranha arm?
Steve: It doesn't matter, so long as it ends in laser sounds.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.