Steve: Sure, why not? Nazi with a mace.
Zack: I wonder if German people know how crazy saturated with weird Nazi stuff our culture has been for the past 65 years.
Zack: I mean we have plenty of Nazis in this stuff, but the covers we sifted through were like half Nazis whipping and attacking women.
Steve: I sometimes wonder if neo-nazis who wear Nazi uniforms are more like the people who dress up as stormtroopers at GenCon than actual nazis.
Zack: If Darth Vader had wielded a spiked mace there would have been huge crossover between the two groups.
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