Steve: Sure, why not? Nazi with a mace.
Zack: I wonder if German people know how crazy saturated with weird Nazi stuff our culture has been for the past 65 years.
Zack: I mean we have plenty of Nazis in this stuff, but the covers we sifted through were like half Nazis whipping and attacking women.
Steve: I sometimes wonder if neo-nazis who wear Nazi uniforms are more like the people who dress up as stormtroopers at GenCon than actual nazis.
Zack: If Darth Vader had wielded a spiked mace there would have been huge crossover between the two groups.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.