Zack: "Burn my slave castle, will ya? I'll teach ya, Yankees!"
Steve: This is an odd one because here you've got the bad guy is the hot babe and she has to fear the good guys.
Zack: Now, just because she is holding a Confederate flag doesn't mean she is evil.
Zack: After all, it's about heritage, not hate.
Steve: Much like Star Wars.
Zack: *states' rights sounds*
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.