Zack: "Burn my slave castle, will ya? I'll teach ya, Yankees!"
Steve: This is an odd one because here you've got the bad guy is the hot babe and she has to fear the good guys.
Zack: Now, just because she is holding a Confederate flag doesn't mean she is evil.
Zack: After all, it's about heritage, not hate.
Steve: Much like Star Wars.
Zack: *states' rights sounds*
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.