Zack: "Burn my slave castle, will ya? I'll teach ya, Yankees!"

Steve: This is an odd one because here you've got the bad guy is the hot babe and she has to fear the good guys.

Zack: Now, just because she is holding a Confederate flag doesn't mean she is evil.

Zack: After all, it's about heritage, not hate.

Steve: Much like Star Wars.

Zack: *states' rights sounds*

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