Zack: "Burn my slave castle, will ya? I'll teach ya, Yankees!"
Steve: This is an odd one because here you've got the bad guy is the hot babe and she has to fear the good guys.
Zack: Now, just because she is holding a Confederate flag doesn't mean she is evil.
Zack: After all, it's about heritage, not hate.
Steve: Much like Star Wars.
Zack: *states' rights sounds*
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.