Put one eyebrow up.
Upper lip goes up and to the left.
That's it. That's the face I made throughout most of this Weekend Web.
This might be the forum for you if you get your jollies by making your dick into a candle.
I'd probably just prod people with my stump arm until they get creeped out.
It's called "GAY RAPE" and it means you're going to jail.
Normally I find mashed potatoes to be the most erotic dish, but whatever floats your weirdo boat.
Oh, baby. Digestion, that is hot!
Boyfriend gets turned on by killing stuff, NO DANGER HERE.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.