Put one eyebrow up.
Upper lip goes up and to the left.
That's it. That's the face I made throughout most of this Weekend Web.
This might be the forum for you if you get your jollies by making your dick into a candle.
I'd probably just prod people with my stump arm until they get creeped out.
It's called "GAY RAPE" and it means you're going to jail.
Normally I find mashed potatoes to be the most erotic dish, but whatever floats your weirdo boat.
Oh, baby. Digestion, that is hot!
Boyfriend gets turned on by killing stuff, NO DANGER HERE.
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