Every Dungeon Master knows that the story does not always unfold as you have planned. When things veer off into strange directions and new locations, coming up with characters on the spot can be a real challenge. Steve and Zack have the solution! The second item from Steve's Adventure Toolkit is an invaluable and way-rad NPC Generator for any fantasy role playing game. Don't struggle to come up with an off-the-cuff character to interact with your players, just hit refresh and use one of these memorable NPCs.


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