Steve: Alright! I am down with this guy. Look at him, he's having a blast.
Zack: That would rule. Put on some stunner shades and hop on the back of a giant wasp. "What now, Hollywood?! Is my giant wasp screenplay still something American audiences won't buy in 2011?"
Steve: How did he become a screenwriter?
Zack: He wrote a screenplay. Duh.Steve: I get it. There are still so many giant wasp stories to tell. What happens when they attack a cruise ship. What happens when they attack a bikini contest. What happens as they grow older and the routines of their relationships cause them to grow emotionally distant from one another.
Zack: Real life happens, Steve. It's the only thing worth writing giant wasp screenplays about.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.