Steve: Alright! I am down with this guy. Look at him, he's having a blast.
Zack: That would rule. Put on some stunner shades and hop on the back of a giant wasp. "What now, Hollywood?! Is my giant wasp screenplay still something American audiences won't buy in 2011?"
Steve: How did he become a screenwriter?
Zack: He wrote a screenplay. Duh.Steve: I get it. There are still so many giant wasp stories to tell. What happens when they attack a cruise ship. What happens when they attack a bikini contest. What happens as they grow older and the routines of their relationships cause them to grow emotionally distant from one another.
Zack: Real life happens, Steve. It's the only thing worth writing giant wasp screenplays about.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.