Steve: Alright! I am down with this guy. Look at him, he's having a blast.
Zack: That would rule. Put on some stunner shades and hop on the back of a giant wasp. "What now, Hollywood?! Is my giant wasp screenplay still something American audiences won't buy in 2011?"
Steve: How did he become a screenwriter?
Zack: He wrote a screenplay. Duh.Steve: I get it. There are still so many giant wasp stories to tell. What happens when they attack a cruise ship. What happens when they attack a bikini contest. What happens as they grow older and the routines of their relationships cause them to grow emotionally distant from one another.
Zack: Real life happens, Steve. It's the only thing worth writing giant wasp screenplays about.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.