Zack: He's testing out one of da Vinci's flying machine designs.
Steve: He looks surprised. "It's really working! I'm flying!"
Zack: New York's most eccentric courier service is on time again!Zack: He nunchuck helicopters into the lobby with wild meth eyes and then spends ten minutes fumbling in pouches for the delivery while the laconic receptionist with the phone to her shoulder stares at him.
Steve: "Do you know Todd Sterling? Do you think he wanted a smoke bomb? Laughing gas capsule? Did he seem like the sort of guy who would want a vial of invisibility serum?"
Zack: But he's a villain so his deliveries always end with him getting so frustrated he decapitates the receptionist with his Hanzo steel.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.