Zack: He's testing out one of da Vinci's flying machine designs.

Steve: He looks surprised. "It's really working! I'm flying!"

Zack: New York's most eccentric courier service is on time again!

Zack: He nunchuck helicopters into the lobby with wild meth eyes and then spends ten minutes fumbling in pouches for the delivery while the laconic receptionist with the phone to her shoulder stares at him.

Steve: "Do you know Todd Sterling? Do you think he wanted a smoke bomb? Laughing gas capsule? Did he seem like the sort of guy who would want a vial of invisibility serum?"

Zack: But he's a villain so his deliveries always end with him getting so frustrated he decapitates the receptionist with his Hanzo steel.


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