Zack: This brother and sister duo from the same team as Constitution is known as Stars and Stripes.

Steve: How do I know which is which?

Zack: They also appear to have bags on their...are those feet?

Steve: Possibly yams in condoms.

Zack: I approve of the inclusion of Asians in our patriotic, All-American super hero team. Americans will accept any race or creed, so long as you have insane nationalistic fervor and dress head-to-toe in a flag.

Steve: You also must have tiny genitals that are not at all visible through skin tight clothing.

Zack: Carol is going to tell your mom you were staring at dicks again.

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