Steve: I can't believe we actually did a new WTF, D&D after after all these years.
Zack: It was maybe two months.
Steve: That's a long time. We have fans dude.
Zack: You have fans, I have people who read my articles and get mad at me for everything I do.Steve: You picked to be the heel in our relationship.
Zack: Oh, Steve! I almost forgot. Tell your mom to call me. We can break it off this weekend.
Steve: God! Stop it!
Zack: Has she ever been to Sybaris?
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.