Steve: I can't believe we actually did a new WTF, D&D after after all these years.
Zack: It was maybe two months.
Steve: That's a long time. We have fans dude.
Zack: You have fans, I have people who read my articles and get mad at me for everything I do.Steve: You picked to be the heel in our relationship.
Zack: Oh, Steve! I almost forgot. Tell your mom to call me. We can break it off this weekend.
Steve: God! Stop it!
Zack: Has she ever been to Sybaris?
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.