Steve: I can't believe we actually did a new WTF, D&D after after all these years.
Zack: It was maybe two months.
Steve: That's a long time. We have fans dude.
Zack: You have fans, I have people who read my articles and get mad at me for everything I do.Steve: You picked to be the heel in our relationship.
Zack: Oh, Steve! I almost forgot. Tell your mom to call me. We can break it off this weekend.
Steve: God! Stop it!
Zack: Has she ever been to Sybaris?
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.