Steve: I can't believe we actually did a new WTF, D&D after after all these years.

Zack: It was maybe two months.

Steve: That's a long time. We have fans dude.

Zack: You have fans, I have people who read my articles and get mad at me for everything I do.

Steve: You picked to be the heel in our relationship.

Zack: Oh, Steve! I almost forgot. Tell your mom to call me. We can break it off this weekend.

Steve: God! Stop it!

Zack: Has she ever been to Sybaris?

Steve: Goodbye!


– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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