Steve: I can't believe we actually did a new WTF, D&D after after all these years.
Zack: It was maybe two months.
Steve: That's a long time. We have fans dude.
Zack: You have fans, I have people who read my articles and get mad at me for everything I do.Steve: You picked to be the heel in our relationship.
Zack: Oh, Steve! I almost forgot. Tell your mom to call me. We can break it off this weekend.
Steve: God! Stop it!
Zack: Has she ever been to Sybaris?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.