Zack: The book of villains also features some super teams, including The Sentinels of Liberty and Justice. They all have really stupid names and costumes like Flagwaver and Minuteman. This guy is Constitution.
Steve: Why is he wearing plastic bags on his feet? Is he homeless?
Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.Zack: I love that his costume is designed as a series of arrows all pointing at his complete lack of genitals.
Steve: Oh, man, he has those eagle muscles too. Now I can't un-see them. Everybody has them.
Zack: It's the American way.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.