Zack: The book of villains also features some super teams, including The Sentinels of Liberty and Justice. They all have really stupid names and costumes like Flagwaver and Minuteman. This guy is Constitution.
Steve: Why is he wearing plastic bags on his feet? Is he homeless?
Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.Zack: I love that his costume is designed as a series of arrows all pointing at his complete lack of genitals.
Steve: Oh, man, he has those eagle muscles too. Now I can't un-see them. Everybody has them.
Zack: It's the American way.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
The difference Sims 4 players will face if they're not willing to pay for a monthly subscription.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.