Zack: The book of villains also features some super teams, including The Sentinels of Liberty and Justice. They all have really stupid names and costumes like Flagwaver and Minuteman. This guy is Constitution.
Steve: Why is he wearing plastic bags on his feet? Is he homeless?
Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.Zack: I love that his costume is designed as a series of arrows all pointing at his complete lack of genitals.
Steve: Oh, man, he has those eagle muscles too. Now I can't un-see them. Everybody has them.
Zack: It's the American way.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.