Zack: The book of villains also features some super teams, including The Sentinels of Liberty and Justice. They all have really stupid names and costumes like Flagwaver and Minuteman. This guy is Constitution.
Steve: Why is he wearing plastic bags on his feet? Is he homeless?
Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.Zack: I love that his costume is designed as a series of arrows all pointing at his complete lack of genitals.
Steve: Oh, man, he has those eagle muscles too. Now I can't un-see them. Everybody has them.
Zack: It's the American way.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.