Zack: The book of villains also features some super teams, including The Sentinels of Liberty and Justice. They all have really stupid names and costumes like Flagwaver and Minuteman. This guy is Constitution.
Steve: Why is he wearing plastic bags on his feet? Is he homeless?
Zack: Welcome to Obama's America.Zack: I love that his costume is designed as a series of arrows all pointing at his complete lack of genitals.
Steve: Oh, man, he has those eagle muscles too. Now I can't un-see them. Everybody has them.
Zack: It's the American way.
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