Zack: This setting is the worst. None of these items on the timeline have anything to do with any of the other items.
Steve: I think it means they found dwarves on a giant communist spaceship.
Zack: Oh remember those halcyon days of 371, when the Mage Warrior Deneb created those time control spells. Remembering back to then I can almost forget the Neria Bendix attack on the Worldship.
Steve: I wish I had a time control spell to go back to high five the crap out of Raven c.s. McCracken.
Zack: This is the world map as far as I can tell. Which is also called the "Worldship" to explain why there are cyborg androids giving massages to dragon ninjas.
Steve: Arr, the Mountain Isles life, it be a craggy existence.Zack: It seems like in a universe where real people can be elevated to being gods you would not name geographical features "gods" anything to avoid confusion.
Steve: In cinnabarfs nothing is as it seems.
Zack: Maybe that says "GOOS TEETH."
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.