Steve: Puke dinosaur!
Zack: Gravity lizards are very intelligent.
Steve: Craaaa! I'm puking and I love it! I am smart enough to know how good this feels!
Zack: "What is that, a helicopter? Craaaaagugugugugrhrh! Not anymore. Y'all just got Gravilized!"
Steve: His tragedy is that he knows enough to love puking, but he doesn't know what the heck is wrong with his esophagus.
Zack: "Graaaaaagugghughg! What is that, a tooth? Aw man, I was planning to bite things tonight."
Steve: He keeps puking and getting fatter. Gravity lizard hates his life.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.