Steve: Puke dinosaur!

Zack: Gravity lizards are very intelligent.

Steve: Craaaa! I'm puking and I love it! I am smart enough to know how good this feels!

Zack: "What is that, a helicopter? Craaaaagugugugugrhrh! Not anymore. Y'all just got Gravilized!"

Steve: His tragedy is that he knows enough to love puking, but he doesn't know what the heck is wrong with his esophagus.

Zack: "Graaaaaagugghughg! What is that, a tooth? Aw man, I was planning to bite things tonight."

Steve: He keeps puking and getting fatter. Gravity lizard hates his life.

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