Steve: Puke dinosaur!
Zack: Gravity lizards are very intelligent.
Steve: Craaaa! I'm puking and I love it! I am smart enough to know how good this feels!
Zack: "What is that, a helicopter? Craaaaagugugugugrhrh! Not anymore. Y'all just got Gravilized!"
Steve: His tragedy is that he knows enough to love puking, but he doesn't know what the heck is wrong with his esophagus.
Zack: "Graaaaaagugghughg! What is that, a tooth? Aw man, I was planning to bite things tonight."
Steve: He keeps puking and getting fatter. Gravity lizard hates his life.
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.