Steve: Puke dinosaur!
Zack: Gravity lizards are very intelligent.
Steve: Craaaa! I'm puking and I love it! I am smart enough to know how good this feels!
Zack: "What is that, a helicopter? Craaaaagugugugugrhrh! Not anymore. Y'all just got Gravilized!"
Steve: His tragedy is that he knows enough to love puking, but he doesn't know what the heck is wrong with his esophagus.
Zack: "Graaaaaagugghughg! What is that, a tooth? Aw man, I was planning to bite things tonight."
Steve: He keeps puking and getting fatter. Gravity lizard hates his life.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.