Steve: Uh-oh, I don't feel so good.
Zack: That's the Synnibarr you took starting to work!
Steve: Should I make myself puke? That's what I did when I accidentally swallowed some dice.
Zack: Don't worry, that'll happen naturally once we take a look at the variant races.
Steve: A whole race of Batman! Yes! Gotham City will be so safe!
Zack: It should be noted that none of these races are clearly described anywhere near this chart. It lists the stats for them and their powers, but no description. They are all based on monsters, which are listed in Chapter 17, so when you're making your character you can go ahead and guess what a Tenjohussan is and then later see if you're right. (You're not right).Steve: I want to be a Demon, Tree.
Zack: I'm a Lott, Trent.
Steve: McCracken, Raven.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.