Steve: Uh-oh, I don't feel so good.
Zack: That's the Synnibarr you took starting to work!
Steve: Should I make myself puke? That's what I did when I accidentally swallowed some dice.
Zack: Don't worry, that'll happen naturally once we take a look at the variant races.
Steve: A whole race of Batman! Yes! Gotham City will be so safe!
Zack: It should be noted that none of these races are clearly described anywhere near this chart. It lists the stats for them and their powers, but no description. They are all based on monsters, which are listed in Chapter 17, so when you're making your character you can go ahead and guess what a Tenjohussan is and then later see if you're right. (You're not right).Steve: I want to be a Demon, Tree.
Zack: I'm a Lott, Trent.
Steve: McCracken, Raven.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.