Steve: Uh-oh, I don't feel so good.
Zack: That's the Synnibarr you took starting to work!
Steve: Should I make myself puke? That's what I did when I accidentally swallowed some dice.
Zack: Don't worry, that'll happen naturally once we take a look at the variant races.
Steve: A whole race of Batman! Yes! Gotham City will be so safe!
Zack: It should be noted that none of these races are clearly described anywhere near this chart. It lists the stats for them and their powers, but no description. They are all based on monsters, which are listed in Chapter 17, so when you're making your character you can go ahead and guess what a Tenjohussan is and then later see if you're right. (You're not right).Steve: I want to be a Demon, Tree.
Zack: I'm a Lott, Trent.
Steve: McCracken, Raven.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.