Zack: The art in this book is as schizophrenic as the text. From super powered cyborgs to melon-eating frog men in the span of a page.
Steve: This guy drew a bunch of art in the book and he is really good if you like everything drawn from the side. He is a side expert. Fronts: no thank you.
Zack: Why fly around your big city on your jet bike with your liberal elitist mages in their literal ivory towers when you can experience the simple pleasures of nature? Like hunting a boar as a spear-wielding tiger centaur.
Steve: Because maybe some of us aren't so closed minded about giant gay mutants, Mister Tiger Centaur Man.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.