Zack: The art in this book is as schizophrenic as the text. From super powered cyborgs to melon-eating frog men in the span of a page.
Steve: This guy drew a bunch of art in the book and he is really good if you like everything drawn from the side. He is a side expert. Fronts: no thank you.
Zack: Why fly around your big city on your jet bike with your liberal elitist mages in their literal ivory towers when you can experience the simple pleasures of nature? Like hunting a boar as a spear-wielding tiger centaur.
Steve: Because maybe some of us aren't so closed minded about giant gay mutants, Mister Tiger Centaur Man.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.