Zack: Maybe the ugliest back cover of a book until Lulu.com started printing people's 900-page photo books of their Pomeranian.
Steve: What? The back cover of Cuddles Volume XXII was magnificent.Steve: Although I have to say the giant worrier head doesn't really suck me into the adventure.
Zack: I almost want to read this book just to see how they tortuously try to make their elaborate vampire politics mirror real world politics.
Steve: When you think about it the Democrats are like the authoritarian Camarilla and the Republicans are like the selfish Sabbat.
Zack: Your mistake there is that I would never think about it.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.