Zack: Maybe the ugliest back cover of a book until Lulu.com started printing people's 900-page photo books of their Pomeranian.

Steve: What? The back cover of Cuddles Volume XXII was magnificent.

Steve: Although I have to say the giant worrier head doesn't really suck me into the adventure.

Zack: I almost want to read this book just to see how they tortuously try to make their elaborate vampire politics mirror real world politics.

Steve: When you think about it the Democrats are like the authoritarian Camarilla and the Republicans are like the selfish Sabbat.

Zack: Your mistake there is that I would never think about it.

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