Zack: Maybe the ugliest back cover of a book until Lulu.com started printing people's 900-page photo books of their Pomeranian.
Steve: What? The back cover of Cuddles Volume XXII was magnificent.Steve: Although I have to say the giant worrier head doesn't really suck me into the adventure.
Zack: I almost want to read this book just to see how they tortuously try to make their elaborate vampire politics mirror real world politics.
Steve: When you think about it the Democrats are like the authoritarian Camarilla and the Republicans are like the selfish Sabbat.
Zack: Your mistake there is that I would never think about it.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.