Zack: Maybe the ugliest back cover of a book until Lulu.com started printing people's 900-page photo books of their Pomeranian.
Steve: What? The back cover of Cuddles Volume XXII was magnificent.Steve: Although I have to say the giant worrier head doesn't really suck me into the adventure.
Zack: I almost want to read this book just to see how they tortuously try to make their elaborate vampire politics mirror real world politics.
Steve: When you think about it the Democrats are like the authoritarian Camarilla and the Republicans are like the selfish Sabbat.
Zack: Your mistake there is that I would never think about it.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.